程序员的鄙视链是什么?

A man and woman are in a computer programming lecture. The man touches the woman's breasts.
"Hey!" she says.
"Those are private!"
The man says, "But we're in the same class!"

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如何假装成一名好程序员

产品经理不见了,程序员第一时间跑去报警。 警察对程序员说:"你先冷静一下,你这样一直笑没办法做笔录。"

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